🍙Foodlines

The different families that make up the Samurices

⋰ 1 ✦ Seven to rule them all

All born equal and originally made out of traditional rice, our dear SAMURICES friends became fearless teenagers as they grew up and naturally gave birth to 7 FOODLINES according to their own (weirdos) lifestyle.

  • OG'GIRIS

  • SOYMURICE

  • WAH CA PIQUE!

  • TRASH BANDIT COOK

  • SE-SA-ME! MARIOOO!

  • HARA-KIRICE

  • YACOOKZA

⋰ 2 ✦ Og'Giris

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🍚 OG'GIRIS

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Traditional Japanese rice

🍙ABOUT THEM

The first Samurices were created by chef Shiba Inoue using traditional Japanese white rice. Like all older siblings, they love to bully their little brothers and sisters and brag about the fact that they are the original ones: the OG'Giris

⋰ 3 ✦ Soymurice

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🥢 SOYMURICE

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Soaked in Soy Sauce

🍙ABOUT THEM

A bunch of silly Samurices. Do you remember when you were a kid and you always loved to jump in puddles? Same here. But with soy sauce instead... It's like they can't resist the temptation... They just love soy sauce too much..

⋰ 4 ✦ Wah ça pique!

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🥵 WAH CA PIQUE!

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Stained with Wasabi

🍙ABOUT THEM

These Samurices worked so hard that it took a tool on their body. Fortunately, Shiba Inoue had a solution: Wasabi! It burns the pain away. Sometimes you can hear them yelling "WAH CA PIQUE" (wa-sa-pick), a french idiom to express pain. Yes, Samurices are bilingual.

⋰ 5 ✦ Trash Bandit Cook

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♻️ TRASH BANDIT COOK

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Dirty Rice

🍙ABOUT THEM

Shiba Inoue's cuisine is so good that even scraps and leftovers thrown in the garbage are still yummy! A legend says that some nights, behind the restaurant, you can perceive triangular silhouettes stealing from the trash... They are called, the Trash Bandit Cooks

⋰ 6 ✦ SE-SA-ME! Mariooo!

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🕹️ SE-SA-ME! Mariooo!

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Sprinkled with Sesame Seeds

🍙ABOUT THEM

Just a bunch of teenagers with acne... I mean sesame. When they are not helping in the kitchen, they always try to make jokes or play video games: most of the time video games related to some Italian plumber...

⋰ 7 ✦ Hara-Kirice

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🔪 HARA-KIRICE

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Scarred Rice

🍙ABOUT THEM

Badass-looking Samurices. They always say they got their scars during some heroic fights. But the truth is, they are just the worst cooks ever. They are so bad that they always cut themselves while cooking. Yes, that's the truth.

⋰ 8 ✦ Yacookza

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💪 YACOOKZA

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Soy Sauce Tattoos

🍙ABOUT THEM

These Samurices idolized the Yakuzas that went to their restaurant and realized that Yakuzas were way cooler than Samurais. The only reason they are still working with Shiba Inoue is to earn money to get real tattoos: soy sauce ones don't really last

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